Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead and the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing does'nt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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