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Old 10-06-15, 08:54 AM   #8239
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I woke up from my anasthesia and saw my doctor standing over me, smoking a cigarette.

"Blimey!" I said. "You smoke, doc?"

"Yes," he said, smiling, "but only when I've had sex."
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