Tlam you seem to have a deep seated dislike of the British and I was just wondering why?I have never heard anybody say "I speak British".We speak english over here ,plus welsh,gaelic, cornish and in some schools over 42 other languages!Your responses are those of a dumb bomb not a precision weapon that your name suggests.Our attitude to our colonial cousins is to divide them into two groups-New Yorkers and the rest.
I have called this thread the anglicised name as the winner usually gets to choose.