I said to my wife, "I'll make the tea."
She said, "bloody hell, that's a first."
Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen, "Tea's ready."
She walked in mumbling, "About bloody time, I'm starving."
I said, "Do you want milk and sugar in yours?
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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