A young woman goes into the butcher's shop with her baby:
"My scales have broken down. Do you think you could weigh my baby for me?"
The butcher takes the baby into a side room and returns after a while with a plastic bag:
"3545 grams ... without bones."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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