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Old 04-09-06, 07:05 AM   #2
Takeda Shingen
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Indeed, Lord Haggis' neighbors came from the town of Outer Space, Nebraska, population: 537.38. (Goldfish count for .15 a person.) Having recently moved to Scotland, they left America for the Loch on May 11th, which in the town of Outer Space was Swillikins Day. Each Swillikins Day, all of the people of the town join in a festive parade and celebration and give thanks for their bountiful swillikins. Just as to what a swillikin is, no one is sure, but they are pleased to have been blessed with them. The highlight Swillikins Day is the annual slug racing contest. Mrs. Elsie Ebberhart of 337 Maple Lane had won the event for the last thirteen years. However, her slug was sick this year.
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