[Jimbuna]

I was sat minding my own business the other day when some girl comes up to me and says "Excuse me. How do you spell Apple?"

"Apple?" I said. "That's one of the easiest words in the English language! My God, you must be absolutely thick as pig muck! How old are you?"

"Four" she said, crying.

Anyway long story short, I'm no longer a nursery teacher.