Too bad none of you speak Serb.
There's this guy in Serbia, a psycic hotline and people ask him to cure their problems and luift curses and he just makes a fool of them.
One time this poor fellow called his chickens are dying and he told him to go to the kitchen and break an egg on his head and a moment later a loud crack of an egg braking was heard trough the line.
He's been sued a dozen times but he's still making money of it.