The entire symbolism of the 4th of July fireworks is to celebrate when some mean jerks were shelling us. *glares across the Atlantic*
If some dummy does not die trying to emulate an artillery cannon, then it is not a proper holiday. (watch it shoot out my head...ooof)
This is why fireworks and guns should be legal everywhere, it would cull the stupid alot faster, making the world a better place.
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If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
-Winston Churchill-
The most fascinating man in the world.
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