I just want to lead us all to victory before the war is over! I hear the Japanese are invading New Orleans as we speak! Since our engines don't work, I want you all to sew your underwear into one big sail so we can head down the Mississippi river. I've ordered us a 7.5 Evinrude as well! We have no torps or ammo for the guns, so I want you guys to figure out a weapon we can fire when I charge us into the enemy.
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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