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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen
You can do something about the Smurfs if you want: preferably with a bulldozer or a large bat...
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I personally would have used flamethrowers and a full on scorched earth policy if I was in charge of killing those little blue turds. You gotta go Genghis Khan on those bastards, they are resilient.
I would use drones to identify the top targets, Papa smurf would have a hellfire up his crack so fast, that it would shatter the resistance. Burn a few town, put the men to the sword and enslave the women and children, they will learn. If not, much fun and plunder to be had teaching them.
Happy birthday dude, think happy thoughts! I sure am!