There were two Brits, Dave and John, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they travelled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they spotted a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful.
Dave said, "They might help us if they think we're Muslims. I'm going to tell them my name is Mohammed. ."
But John said, "That's ridiculous, I'm just going to tell them the truth."
They knocked on the door of the mosque, and were greeted by the Imam. "What are your names?"
Dave said, 'My name is Mohammed', and John said 'And I'm John'.
The Imam said 'Hello John, you poor man. My men will get you food and drink immediately.'
Then the Imam turned to Dave: "and Mohammed, happy Ramadan!"
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