[Harvs]

Pierre the famous french fighter pilot and a young lady are down by the river having a picnic, they are enjoying the view when the young lady says " kiss me Pierre.
Grabbing a bottle of red wine he pours it over her lips then kisses her passionately, surprised she asked " Pierre, why did you do that?"
"I am Pierre the famous french fighter pilot!! And when i kiss the ruby lips of a beautiful young lady i want to taste the finest French red wine on them" Pierre replied.
" oooh Pierre kiss me lower" said the young lady.
Pierre grabs a bottle of champagne and pours it over her chest and starts kissing her chesty bits.
"Pierre why did you do that?" she asks again.
"I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot!! And when i kiss the chesty bits of a beautiful young lady i want to taste the finest French champagne on them" he replied again.
"Ooooh Pierre kiss me lower" she asks.
Pierre grabs a bottle if brandy and pours it between her legs, sparks a lighter and sets her alight.
The young lady jumps up screaming and jumps into the river dousing the flames, turning around she asks" Pierre!!! WTF did you do that for?"
"I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot!! And when i go down, i go down in flames!!!!"