*sung to the tune of The Kinks 'a dedicated follower of fashion'*
'A dedicated follower of Subsim'
They seek him here, they seek him there,
not in the brig, so who knows where?
Eagerly pursuing all the latest posts and laughs
coz he's a dedicated follower of subsim.
Oh yes he is, oh yes he is!
His life revolves round squirrels and transvestites.
Possibly he accidentally left the gas turned on,
coz he's a dedicated follower of subsim!
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