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The following is a product review for an appliance hand truck at Lowes...
Best hand truck ev4r!
Overall Rating:
5 / 5
Jeremiah 
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Location:Atlanta, GA, USA
Gender Male
Age 25-34
Time of Purchase: within last month
Place of Purchase: in store
Level of Expertise: Expert
Date:November 2, 2014
Features:
5 / 5
Value:
5 / 5
Design:
5 / 5
Quality:
5 / 5
Ease of use:
5 / 5
This hand truck is so sweet. At first I didn't think it would go very fast, but if the angle is right when you hop on it really will. The best part is sliding on rails, the padded ribs lets this puppy grind almost as good as my friends wheel chair for half the price! Although technically his insurance did pay for it, the hand truck he was using before he got injured had non of the safety features that this puppy has! Especially the adjustable strap, I mean the guys who designed this thing really know their stuff, I bet I hit 50mph coming down the on ramp. Lowes doesn't sell a matching speedometer so there's no way to really know. Seriously though I wouldn't recommend anything that may be considered dangerous, but the hand truck does everything I expected and more!