G'day gap, I was sitting here in

North Queensland a week or so ago, sweltering in +30C heat with the humidity feeling like it was at 130% or better and feeling sorry for myself (run out of cold Bundy Rum). The watch crew standing in the mid day sun in all that winter gear was making me feel even worse so I thought....no way...those blokes have got to lose all that clobber they're wearing and get into some shorts before they make me expire in sympathy!!