View Single Post
Old 03-21-15, 11:37 PM   #1
AngusJS
Seasoned Skipper
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 746
Downloads: 62
Uploads: 0
Default Too rich to get into heaven? No problem!

No worrying about camels and needle eyes for you. Simply put all your wealth into the tax haven of the 21st century - an off-dimension account at the First Universal Bank of Jesus Christ.

You'll be able to maintain access to fabulous wealth for the rest of your life, but you won't actually own it. Jesus will! You'll just manage it for his greater glory.

And the best part? When you die and go to heaven, you're kids can manage Jesus' wealth too!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/f...e-gods-wealth/



Oh, and this brilliant quote from one of the Fox hosts is icing on the cake:

Quote:
“Moses was rich, I believe,” co-host Brian Kilmeade quipped. “I haven’t seen his account. But that’s according to people that were there. And he was a pretty popular guy that we look up to.
AngusJS is offline   Reply With Quote