Dear Bellman
It with a great sense of nauseum that i must deliver this message.
But they really are giving the pigs a rough time of it here.
you must prepare for battle !
recite the following 13 times for bad luck and foul odors to emanate from those who oppose you
a unicef clearasil
gibberish n drivel
O ! mennen mylar muriel
with a hey derry tum gardol
O ! Yuban necco glamorene ?
endon mytol vaseline !
SING HEY NONNY NEMBUTAL !!
please act accordingly with all due alacrity and imodium.
and NEVER FORGET
do not discard the pungee stick of Prince Farahslax (of the green toupees)
oh yes ! thank you for the oatmeal.
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