I phoned my gran today and said, "How's you and grandad?"
She said, "I'm fine, but your grandad was really suffering last night."
I said, "Why, what was wrong with him?"
She said, "He went to St James Park to watch Newcastle"
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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