Bernard is frequenting the beach and he is checking out all the hot girls but he isnt having any luck in scoring a date.
he approaches his friend who is always swarming with good looking girls and Bernard asks him "How is it that you pick up all these great looking girls and i cant seem to snag a single one!?"
The friend says "well, the secret is simple, grab a good sized cucumber and stick it down your speedo... then the girls will flock to you." the friend winks and heads back to his harem of beautiful girls.
a few days pass and Bernard again approaches his friend "Hey pal! i took your advice, thanks for nothing... now the girls not only wont talk to me, but they generally act disgusted and avoid me even worse than before!"
the friend looks Bernard over, rolls his eyes and says
"Bernard........ boy..... your supposed to put the cucumber down the front of your speedo."
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