I walked into the pub this morning and the barmaid looked at a spot on my forehead and asked, "Who's your friend?"
"That's a bit rude," I replied, "I feel really insecure about my appearance."
"I'm sorry!" She said pouring me a pint, "this ones on the house."
"Awww, thanks," I smiled, "can my friend have one too?"
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Oh my God, not again!!
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