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Old 01-24-15, 09:09 AM   #7225
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I walked into the pub this morning and the barmaid looked at a spot on my forehead and asked, "Who's your friend?"

"That's a bit rude," I replied, "I feel really insecure about my appearance."

"I'm sorry!" She said pouring me a pint, "this ones on the house."

"Awww, thanks," I smiled, "can my friend have one too?"
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