How to p.ss people off in a pub.
On the way home from work.. stop at the pub to have a beer.
A few beers later, after talking to this 'middle aged' couple about things in general that drinkers talk about... she asked me.
'We're part of a swinging club, would you and your wife like to join ?'
Mann!!.. I was so shocked I just blurted out... "No ways !! that's a one way trip to 'crab-city' "
They denied this.. I back-pedalled, trying to recover the apparent insult I'd just publically announced.. and they finished their drinks and left.
Afterwards I thought .. 'Tossers, if they cannot take criticism.. '
Maybe I should have told them that my private life is a personal thing and I'm not into voyeurism.
