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Things you said or did and wished you hadn't.

I was having my lunchtime pint and chip butty in one of the pubs in Wolverhampton.
Whilst returning my glass to the bar I accidentally nudged a shapely blonde, in tight jeans and long golden hair all the way down her back.

Being a gentleman, I said "sorry love", and the reply came back in a quiet but deep male voice "sorrite", (translated as it's alright).

Making a hasty retreat to the exit I heard his companion, probably his wife, say "See, I told you you should have had your haircut"