"Oh, bugger... I didn't want to become a member, just need somewhere to hide. You, Young'un... you like a nice sort: mebbe you could carry me back up and stow me somewhere quiet like, what about it? And if you wanna know what Dave Skittle looks like, here's a photo. It's an old one though: he'll be as old as me by now but you'll know 'im if you see 'im..."
"Watch out, there's a good lad: 'e's only small, but 'e can cut up rough pretty quickly..."