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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen
"OK, Son, you're a proper wit an' no mistake, but my name's Norbert Penfold: just call me Nobby. I'll tuck myself away in this old metal trunk if you don't mind; I won't be any bother, Son... promise.... you won't 'ear a peep from me..." |
Dear Professor Dumbledor....err..Mister Penfold,
I regret to inform you that membership in The Bilge requires an application to and approval by the officers of The Bilge. Hiding out in a trunk is not included in this procedure.
Besides, Socko already tried that route and we tossed his darned stinking cotton self onto a passing U-boat in Singapore, much to the dismay of her crew.
