Another old man who'd not heard before about Godwin's Law:
"What... what the hell am I doing in here? Oh yes, I remember: I was speaking to that nice Mrs Trellis the other day... you know her, she lives down by the shops. Anyway, her neighbours have got to move out because they can't afford the mortgage any more. And she says she doesn't see her niece much now since her sister (Mrs Trellis' sister that is) died a while back. She doesn't come around any more like wot she used to.
So all she does now is sit at home and watch old videotapes. She likes old films. She likes the old stars, Richard Burton and Yul Brynner, you know. She says she enjoys the old films best, not these new ones so much: she watched a film on the telly last week because she thought Richard Burton was going to be in it, but it wasn't him it was some German bloke called Bruno Ganz. It was called "Down... Down... Down... Downfall" Yes, that was it. But it wasn't about Mark Antony or Julius Caesar, it was about... oh BUGGER!"
(FAIL)