The imagination and wordsmith skills of the Subsim community are truly admirable.
This set me thinking about a thread for real unfortunate or amusing people's names.
The defining factor here, that they be real names that you have come across.
I will kick off with one unfortunate and one amusing.
This one has been in my memory for yonks:
The 1878 FA Cup Final between Wanderers and Royal Engineers was refereed by -
S.R. Bastard
As a postman I once delivered to a chap called
Mr F. Aart (Dutch I believe).
So over to you maestros