The police had me strapped into a chair and wired up for a lie-detector test.
"I hope we can get this over with soon," I said as I squirmed uncomfortably. "I sure hate being bound up tightly like this."
The detective just rolled his eyes at me as the indicator zig-zagged wildly up and down the polygraph.
"All right, fine, fine, fine, I love it!" I admitted.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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