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Old 01-02-15, 08:11 PM   #953
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The only dance I am capable of due to a bad back
and worse knees caused by http://youtu.be/kCvYLQb-NDw
Hey! I can do the waltz with you!!; but I get to wear the blue dress with my bride's old Victoria Secret stuff; you already did the wedding dress thing; and Fireftr18 can really strut his stuff this time too, while we switch off at the cotillion punch bowl. Somebody's gotta shave my back though-I don't wanna look like a Sasquatch in drag. Maybe Tango can hook up a NoNo to the microwave! I can't do hot-wax anymore since I nearly ruined myself trying to look decent in a speedo a few years back... just for Armistead:
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