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Old 01-02-15, 07:47 PM   #952
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Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
Reminds of the 65 Rambler my mom drove with I was a lad...The floorboards were rusted out in the back on one side and my brother and I would pee through it....wonder if we ever pissed anyone off behind.
That's it then! no potty breaks required; just holier-than-thou floor-boards! "Some yellow always flows from the bilgemobile"-to misquote our 'fearless leader'! Of course we could emulate the murderous female astronaut who didn't want to be video'd at gas stations and wore Depends to avoid the issue entirely. We're all gettin' on a bit and need the practice... for the inevitable...just ahead. I'd reissue the Dennis Rodman Masks but our route takes us through Ferguson and similar redneck turf and I don't wanna die wearing an adult diaper on a trumped-up DWB Armistead: pissed anyone off behind?!! You were lucky the revenuers/cops didn't think you were dumping the tainty moonshine out of you mom's rambler. I know your forbears practically started the Whiskey Rebellion and a'gitten' around incognito is a tradition with yer clan....
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