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Old 12-20-14, 06:32 AM   #7094
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"Mammy," I heard my daughter shout. "Can I watch Santa Clause The Movie?"
"You know who to ask dear," replied my wife.
"Daddy," asked my daughter.
"Yes dear, what do you want?" I laughed.
"Have you got the phone number for Kim Jong-Un?"
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