We were docked at Pearl, then they moved us to Dutch Harbor in Alaska to bring toilet paper to the marines...We then came back for refit and decided to head up the Mississippi to Manitowoc. We opened a casino on board coming up the river and let kids shoot the deck gun....the complete family experience...We were headed back down the Mississippi where Wolferz said we dock again, but I think he got stuck on a sandbar and too ashamed to admit it, thus his pilgrimage to the head...
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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