[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

DONE! But the brand I keep stashed has Canola oil mixed in as you well know for your aft o' glide sessions with Tango and the entire aft torpedoroom squad when your oilcan's a little low...
Recommended by nine out of ten proctologists in the Frigid wasteland!Can be used as lube on chainsaws for cutting the holes in icefishing shacks too! And makes a fine lamp fuel with a piece of sock yarn for the wick in a Hamm's Beer can.

It's a matter of cost and damn it, I told you not to mention we had the Canola.....now, everyone's gonna want it...