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Old 11-20-14, 09:00 AM   #576
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Originally Posted by Wolferz View Post
I'm just glad that you shaved them.

The silk stockings were a nice touch too.
well, i thought i should look and smell nice for my confession, but my stockings got ruined when i got on my knees before tango and made payment for my sin...we've got to get fire in there to scrub the layers of urine off that floor and repaint. i suggest a yellow color this time...cleanliness is our confession booth should be required.

the condom machine was also out......

may i suggest that you go back to your capt. quarters? don't think it's right for our political and religious power be combined in one spot....
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