ATTENTION ALL BILGE RATS, ATTENTION ALL BILGE RATS
Roll up, roll up, get your tickets for the great showdown between Eichhornen and Armistead over the Who/What/Where coup d'état!
Book your seats, buy you popcorn and be prepared for the match of the week!
Tickets only £5/$/Euro each, or a bottle of hooch gets you ringside!
All presented by Admiral Blobfish Productions.
tickets are non-refundable, non-transferable and non-edible.
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