[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

From which we derive "anchors away!" @ Tango BBY you'll be in good company wearing you penitent's hair shirt! It seems Thomas Becket was wearing a hairshirt when he was martyred, St Patrick reputedly wore a cilice, Charlemagne was buried in a hairshirt, and even ol' Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor and King of Germany, famously wore one in his long walk to Canossa . Prince Henry the Navigator was found to be wearing a hairshirt at the time of his death in 1460- In short you'll be right in style and a submarine is a bit cloistered at that. Of course a change of pace (and less itchiness) could involve self- flagellation during your contrite evening vespers, I'm sure the missus has one of her ol' whips laying about- probably next to the French maid outfit!-YOU ENGLISH! BOTTOM LINE: We bilgerat pigboaters prefer our padres painfully penitent Some sacramental wine will ease the pain

How the hell does your brain come up with all this stuff? Are you a history professor that gave a cute female student an A, got caught, fired, and became a drunk? Is this where the smart nonsensical ramblings come from?