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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass
I am willing to wash your crusty old socks. Can't be any worse than mine own crusty yellow ones, eh? (I'll let you discover why they are yellow.)
So,@Armistead,honorary member? (A suitable position to begin my ill-fated attempt at world domination.) What must I do to become one?
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Get a member to nominate you for a vote. The vote first being approved by the general members. If you get enough votes, that only gets your application sent to the Rat Council for another vote. If you pass that vote, then your app goes to the Board. If the Board approves it, it then goes to the Executive branch. If approved, we will then put it for a full vote to all members. If you get enough votes, then you're on probation for 90 days as an honorary member. During that time, you have to do 3 things.
Insult a moderator, without getting a permanent forum ban. {tricky}
Sniff every fart at command....
Wash underwear....
At the end of 90 days, you'll go through a mild hazing, followed by learning and partaking of the secret handshake with every member..{cept Donna}
After that, you'll bend before Zod and kiss his ring. Then you'll be a full member.
You can skip this process with a one time payment to the Treasurer {Armistead} for $100 and be a full member in poor standing. For an extra $50, I'll throw in a committee position...