Always enjoyed a trip to Bodiam castle, and Hever was quite lovely too, the fish in the moat were very impressive and had to have been worth a few grand.
Meanwhile, getting a bit back to the OPs intentions, feast your eyes upon this journalistic masterpiece:
http://www.courier.co.uk/Pheeeeweeee...ail/story.html
Including such awe-inspiring journalism as:
"Kent did suffer some damage from the
volcano..."
Ashford high street...