I made this one myself for Subsim, so I hope it is original:
A woman had been buying dog food at the local supermarket for years even though she was never seen with a dog and, as in a previous (similar) joke, she explained that it was for her husband who thought he was a dog.
Well one day the girl from the supermarket asked the woman why she never saw her husband out with her anymore. She explained that he no longer came out for walks with her as she was no longer able to get enough plastic carrier-bags.
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