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Originally Posted by ikalugin
So do you need a proof of my residence (and uniqunes)? If so, what kind of (reasonable) proof would suffice?
p.s.
If such proof is given, would you stop being paranoid and baselessly accusing me of being someone's clone (which I find rather offensive)?
p.p.s.
And I am being generous here.
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Firstly, I appreciate your generosity.
Secondly, let's not overreact.
Thirdly, let me explain something to you.
A friend of mine works for one of the biggest corporation here in Poland and his task verification of candidates' CVs before they are invited for job interviews.
The way he handles his duties more or less looks like that: he gets a CV, puts the 'data' into a super-like computer whose task is to check whether a particular candidate actually exists - by checking his social activity over the Internet (comparing FB entries, forum posts etc.).
I asked him to compare your activity on the forum i.e. time of posting, average time of being logged, habits, the length of posts, their syntax and a lot of other parameters of which even I am not aware because a part of his job is confidential, with the other guy's posts.
When he revealed the outcome of the arduous process of verification (65 hours and 39 minutes) I was literally S-H-O-C-K-E-D.
99% match.
He told me that he heard that when they checked Jim Carey's ratio after
Me, Myself and Irene and his score was around 90%.
I'm terribly sorry (I swear to God that I'm being honest) but you ARE the clone of that guy. According to the super-computer there is no such an autonomous entity as 'ikalugin'.
I know it might ruin your day. Day...a whole week or even month, year, decade...even LIFE...but IT IS TRUE.
Think about it for a minute. Could the super-computer be wrong? Sure it could. A 1% chance. I've been here since 2007. Damn...it's hard to write about it...but I'll try. I've never seen such a case before. The resemblance between your posts, your manner of writing, your command of English...
Sir...you are a clone but you're a PERFECT clone. You should be proud of yourself...oh wait - there is no 'yourself'. I'm sorry.
That's how it looks. The resemblance is so perfect that you might not even be aware of that. That's why you are trying to convince us that you are 'ikalugin' - someone's son, student, boyfriend (?). A citizen of mighty Russia.
Fool 'yourself' no longer.
I wish I could tell you: 'I understand' but I can't...I do accept that you are trying...but it's futile. I can't think of any reasonable proof you could possible provide. I hope you'll understand.