Whenever I get a new girlfriend I always buy her a massive box of chocolates on our first date. Then I secretly time how long it takes her to scoff them. I told myself that if I could find a girl who could make the box last more than 24 hours, I'd marry her.
That was 38 years ago, and I'm still single.
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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