Sorry for zombying this thread, but this story really calls for the man now suing the UK for getting back into Britain.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-29340656
Well, in that case I would express my condolences for our British friends on the other side of the channel, but as has been said in unforgettable words by former German national football player, Andreas Brehme:
"Hast du Sch###e anner Hacke, hast du Sch###e anner Hacke. " (that is original quote, translated: If you have brown stuff on your heels, you have brown stuff on your heels).
Since Allah seems to be with him, you better already start to prepare the welcome back party!