It can't be as bad as some of our law enforcement people. They haul you into a hospital for multiple cavity searches and MRI's when they don't find what they're looking for on the first try.
Then you get a whopping big bill from the hospital to really add insult to injury!
Or you get cavity searched on the side of a busy road with a two perps for one pair of gloves special.
That one only happens to the ladies in Texas when they get pulled over by a perv cop and one of his butch helpers, using the lame excuse; "I smell pot".
Everybody knows that a hardcore pot smoker isn't going to shove their stash into a nether region when they get pulled over.
If those police officers claim ignorance, then they're perverts with a capital "P"