DJ Kelley

Now on to the idea of suicide and accidental death by firearm. I am not going to post any links for this, because this is from personal experience. Not only do I have a degree in Psychology, but I also at one point in my life attempted to commit suicide. It was many years ago, and I reached a point of depression that was so deep I just decided enough is enough. The point of that statement is, that I did not shoot myself. Even though there was a loaded shotgun within arms reach. Why did I not use the shotgun like the singer of Nervona? I mean it is guaranteed to work, unlike a pistol. Simple! Because I didn't want to.

So the point that I am getting at, is if a person reaches a point where they are going to commit suicide, gun or no gun they are going to do it. There are multiple levels of a person reaching a point of suicide and by the time they reach the last step, there just going to do it however they can. So if we want to stop suicide, then we need to outlaw guns, knives, razor blades, all other sharp objects, ropes, extension cords, any cord that is longer than 2 feet, chairs & stools, sleeping pills, aspirin, pain killers, all house hold cleaning agents, and my personal favorite, we must maintain a constant watch on everyone to make sure they drink enough water.

Now on to accidental death. Yes it is well known that people accidentally shoot themselves every year, or are shot by a friend who was not being safe. I also have personal experience in this, as someone I know vary closely shot and killed his best friend when he was only a teen. It was a complete accident, but it still happened and that person still suffers from alcoholism to this day. However, I also know of a man who watched as his brother and son where electrocuted after there tractor puling a farm implement struck a power line, so I guess we should outlaw farm equipment, and power lines too.

Accidental injury or death is just part of life. Okay, your not going to stop it ever. It's sad, and it sucks especially when it is a child. We all see this concept of a bubble wrap society where everyone grows up never getting hurt. An example would be many schools requiring a permission slip from parents just to let there kid participate in Gym, or Recess. Again I will just make a quick list of the things we must outlaw, and forbid to protect ourselves from generalized human stupidity. We must outlaw Guns, knives, all medication, all Sports (professional, college, and minor), all martial arts practice, all martial arts forms of weapons, Cars, Motorcycles, 4 wheeler s, 3 wheeler s, and all other ATV's, bikes, skateboards, all playground equipment, all workout equipment, stairs, swimming pools, swimming in general, anything electrical, anything flammable, and finally Alcohol (just completely forget the prohibition, I'm sure it will work this time).

We must outlaw all medical procedures, Doctors, Nurses, and Hospitals as well, because there is just way too much accidental death in hospitals. Hey! My Grandma died due to a hospital not checking on her regularly. My other Grandma died in her bed due to old age, so that is something else we should outlaw. Beds, sleeping, and no one is ever allowed to age. That means get older, for you really deep liberals.

No one can ever get sick either. That causes way to much death as well.

Last but not least, everyone must constantly wear enough equipment to qualify as a race-car driver and a foot ball player at the same time, just to make sure that nothing we left out will ever hurt them, and GOD forbid (dang did it again), Mother Nature forbid anything ever kill anyone. We must all live in a perfect Utopia.