"I'm having a few drinks to remember my Irish mate who died yesterday," I told the barman. "He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint, so he decided he was going to cycle to work."
"What happened?" He asked. "Did he get knocked off his bike?"
"No. He drowned." I explained. "Paddy worked on an offshore oil rig."
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Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now 
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