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Old 09-05-14, 08:26 PM   #337
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I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.
Hey no misquoting my sig ...unless your "three Sheets to the Wind" and even then she'll not like the "cut of your jib"!

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No, after all, I did surprise her without asking first...
Futile Frontal assaults are a tacit admission of the lack of the "art of war' especially when the rasping sound of your scaly bilgerat tail gives away your position in the dark to an experienced paramour with good hearing!!

Rats! foiled again!
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