The last time I flew the man next to me had dip and spit bottle.

That stuff stinks. Luckly one the crew told him not use it she did have tell him twice. Good he listened as I was ready to shove that spit bottle down his throught.
The best flight for me was Brittish Airways to London business class it was wonderful. It was a free upgrade Delta flight got cancled so they sent me to BA Delta ticket was crap class.
Another awsome flight was a military charter from Baltimore to Frankfort lame. The inflight meal had moldy tomatoes yum. Lowest bidding contractor.