A man goes to a bar and sits down and orders a drink after a while he's had several and sitting before him is his seventh beer, but he has to piss too badly to finish it up, it's about half full and he doesn't want the rowdy boys at the bar drinking it while he goes to The bathroom so he Scribbles down on a sticky note a sign which reads "don't drink this beer... I've spit in it."
A few minutes later the man returns to his beer to see a second note which reads "so did we"
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a man says to his wife that he is worried about his son and what type of man he will grow up to be so the two devise a plan, they will place a gold coin, a bible, a playboy magazine and a bottle of rum on the boy's study desk in his bedroom and hide in the closet to observe him when he arrives from school.
If he picks up the coin, he will covet money above all things the father says
If he picks up the bible he will be a man who trusts in The Lord in tense situations
if he picks up the playboy magazine he will be a philanderer and chase loose women
if he picks up the rum he will drink to excess
with the items placed on the desk the father and mother hide in the closet and in walks the boy
he grabs the coin and sticks it in his pocket, he grabs the bible and tucks it under his arm, he grabs the bottle of rum and sips it while eagerly sifting through the pages of the playboy magazine
The father says "Its worse than i expected dear...
... he's going to be an airplane pilot"
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