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Originally Posted by Tango589
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2014 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in the Middle East and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada...
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We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
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