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Originally Posted by Stealhead
I have never bothered to look at the stats but I am willing to bet that you are far more likely to get murdered by an 89 year old woman who belongs to a motorcycle gang than being killed by a terrorist.
Why don't they have a warning level for shoe laces deadly bastards they just love tripping you and causing you to break your neck.They must have made at least 70 or 80 attempts on my life in kindergarten.
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Personally, I think the British threat level should be directly proportionate to the amount of tea available in the country, the lower the stock the higher the warning.
